NightTrain:  What's with the life jackets? With all the air in their heads, d'ya think a  Spice Girl would actually sink?	(No Handle Given):   Q: What do you call 3 Spice Girls  at the bottom of the ocean?  A: A start.	JediClone:  "OK, Girls, just let Baby Spice swim by and then come over to the Deep End..." "BABY!" "Aw, sons of bitches!"
Beedo:  I've heard the River Thames has  a lot of turds floating in it, but this is ridiculous.	E_B_A: Like floatation devices were necessary. Silicon floats.	Matteus:  oh, if only those were filled with sand
BuckFifty: Lucky the Leprechaun being stalked by the paparazzi.  "Lucky!  Just one  question please?"  "They're magically  f**king delicious!  Now leave me alone!"	Angel_Noir:  "And cancel my 3 O'clock with Mr.  Moose. The Captain and I are talking  hostile take over of 'Mr. Roger's  Neighborhood'." "You got it, G.J."	Beedo:  Hudson Hawk?!
E_B_A: "Do ye be chaslin' me fer me Looky Charms? I'll make a high- pow'red rifle 'n' shoot ya good!"	Angel_Noir:  Bob couldn't understand why his  girlfriend had insisted he take up diving  to improve intamacy, but he was  willing to give it a try.	Xylorjax:  The US Navy Seals attempted  an ultimately unsuccesful mission  to stop the filming of this movie.
E_B_A:  "'Diving for Corpses' is brought to you by your friends at Prudential..."	Angel_Noir:  "Allright, girls.  Anyone care to  explain this?" "Uh, boss.." "Oh,  yeah. Your illiterate. Sorry."	NightTrain:  CIA TAINTED ELVIS' CONUTS  WITH GONORRHEA!
Matteus:  I'm hoping that's the word  "Die" under his hand	Beedo:  Wow!  Win fifty thousand pounds?!	Neoknight:  Yes!! They all die!! Allelujah!
BuckFifty: Why? Because dual airbags should be standard equipment.	Xylorjax:  Scary Spice and her sidekick, Homely Spice.	Beedo: Downtown Julie Brown and  Carnie Wilson?  Where's my flamethrower?
E_B_A: Janet and Micheal- a comparison.	Beedo:  No, no NO!  Make it sluttier!	Angel_Noir:  And the aptly named: "Wearing too  much clothing to appear in this film" Spice

 

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