Geek_Spice: 
The last talented woman we'll 
be seeing for a while...
  
Xylorjax: 
Clouds Of Flatulence Spice
  
Beedo: 
The Statue of Liberty during 
her Stripper Years. 
 
  
NightTrain: 
Little Nell, how could you?
  
E_B_A: 
Everyone was suprised when the new 
Spice Girl was unveiled as none other 
than: Pocahontas- the Disney 
animated version.
 
  
Angel_Noir: 
In association with "In League 
with Satan Telepictures"...
 
Elle: 
..and anything with BOND in the title! 
Did we mention BOND?? 
 
Beedo: 
I think Princess Jasmine's getting naked!
 
NightTrain: 
It's been a VERY hard day's night!
 
 JediClone: 
Captain, sensors are picking up
hostile lifeforms. Females with large
breasts. They apear to be silicon based.
  
 CydD: 
Hello, welcome to my establishment. 
Today's special, curry. New shipment of 
sage come in tomorrow, thank Ganesha. 
You like saffron? Thankyou verymuch. 
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Starring:  Salt, Pepper, Cilantro, 
Thyme, and Paprika! 
 
BuckFifty: 
Starring, Basil, Curry, Montreal 
Steak, Oregano and Garlic!
 
  
  Neoknight: 
Fools! The arms on thier straight 
jackets are supposed to be CONNECTED!
  
  JediClone: 
Since every body knows we use sex to sell  
ourselves to you asolescent twits, here's one  
for you boys who wank off to our Teen Beat  
centerfolds...Hit it!... 
o/' SPANK IT THE LEFT, ohohoh, SPANK IT 
TO THE RIGHT, ahahah. Spank it to the left,  
spank it to the right, spank it everyday and all  
damn night. Just SPANK IT!..."
 
  
  Beedo: 
Why do I have the feeling that "Oogah- 
chakka, ooga, ooga, ooga-chakka" is 
playing in the background of this scene? 

 

 
Scouty: 
"We are the mighty and powerful Spice 
Girls!!! Thrill at our talent!!"  fan: "But, 
what is this..."  "Silence!!  We are the 
Spice Girls!  Pay no attention to the 
back up singers behind the curtain!"
 
 
Xylorjax: 
Part of the reason why Ginger left is 
that, night after night, she was asked 
to do her pig squeal.
 
BuckFifty: 
Women with oral fixations and the 
men who LOVE them, on the 
next Jerry Springer...
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Ms. Rhode Island is stumped when 
the host asks her if she would ever 
throw herself on Carlton Sheets to 
save an orphanage.
 
  
 JediClone: 
o/' If you wanna be my lover, you 
gotta get with my pimps... 
  
NightTrain: 
What's with the blow-up doll? 
 
 
Beedo: 
Okay, who goosed Ginger?
 
 Xylorjax: 
*Belch* Sporty Spice, by far the 
most glamorous of the 'Girls...
 
NightTrain: 
\o Hello dad, hello mom/I'm 
your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch... 
cherry bomb! o/
  
 Angel_Noir: 
Pepsi proudly presents: Alanis 
Morisette's "Pissed Off at  
Everything Tour"
 
  
 JediClone: 
The most horrifying Exerpt from Dr 
Hibbert's copy of The Big Book  
of Brittish Smiles. <shudder>
 
 
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