Matteus: 
Stargate?? 

Angel_Noir: 
"Honey." "Not now! I've come up 
with my 900th 'Although few historians 
will admit it' cap! Hahahaha! I'm so 
f*$%in' cool!" 

HanoverF: 
Hey, I can pull out this chair, but 
he's still sitting there, creepy, how 
does he do that? 

Beedo:
The Death Star will be in range 
in TWO minutes.

Xylorjax: 
Meanwhile, Mary attempts to try the 
"tack-on-the-chair" gag on Bill, with Bill 
still IN the chair!  Now THAT is ballsy... 
 

  
Matteus: 
Titanic coming in...

Beedo:
...the HELL?!

JediClone:
This imagery is kinda like how the title
sequence in JMS' script for V: The
Next Chapter begins. Just a little 
thought to keep you awake at night.

  
 Xylorjax: 
Cue kettle drum player on Space Ball 1. 

Angel_Noir: 
Must be another "Beanie Baby" swap. 

JediClone:
"Slow down Will! I can almost make 
out something on the back of that thing!
...'We... Brake.. For.. Nobody'
...The Hell?!"

Beedo:
....Obsessed with finding young
Skywalker, Lord Darth Vader 
launches thousands of remote probes
to the farthest corners of the galaxy....
 

  
HanoverF: 
Oh man, being sober is scary, 
everything is so sharp and in focus, 
it's like I'm really here! 

Xylorjax: 
 You can tell by his coloration that 
he's piloting a mail plane...(groan!) 

NightTrain: 
And special guest: Hans Conried 
as Wrong Way Feldman. 

Beedo: 
Man, what a time to go sober!

Ze_ev: 
Joe suddenly realizes that flatulating 
is not the best thing to do in small, 
closed-in spaces.

  
Matteus: 
why are all the old people leaving? 

HanoverF: 
"Yeay! Recess!" 

NightTrain: 
They're fleeing in terror from the 
Spice Girls concert inside. 
 
Beedo: 
Run away!  Run away!

JediClone:
Athough few historians will admit
it, Clinton's secrect service men
came running to testify. They didnt 
even wait for Starr to get out of his car.

  
Matteus: 
so, I'm looking at my monitor, looking 
at a movie, showing people looking 
at another computer?? 

Xylorjax: 
That is either one smart operating system, 
or one STUPID file-naming convention... 

Neoknight: 
Look behind the computer! There's 
a bumper sticker that says "I wish 
I were capping" 

Angel_Noir: 
So what? All the aliens have to do 
is type "cookie" and it'll go away!

Beedo:
"Distance to power generators?" 
"One-seven decimal two-eight."
 

 
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