Xylorjax: 
"...but on Monday a high pressure 
system will move in, and we'll have 
good weather to start off the week..."
 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
Sure the letterboxed Earth cost a 
little more, but it's worth it!
 
 Beedo: 
We take you now to the WeatherSat 
to see....  Nah, it couldn't be.
 
 BuckFifty: 
(announcer) "And here we 
see the rarely seen Rubber 
Monster mating ritual..."
 
 Xylorjax:  " 
...He's not KICKING his ass but 
he's definately doing SOMETHING 
to his ass..." 
 

 Beedo: 
"Mommy, what are Gamera and 
Gaos doing?"  "Uh, they're 
sharing secrets, honey."
 

 Beedo: 
Damn Heidelurg duelling scar! 
Where's the Oxy?
 
Angel_Noir: 
o/`"I saw Lyn Mynmae walkin' the 
streets of SoHo in the rain.  And 
her hair was perfect..." 
 
 Xylorjax: 
Sadly, Sujomi was "FDA Rejected".
 
  E_B_A: 
Hi! I Lui Chin Yung! Me want 
show you seclet we Asian peopwe 
use to keep face crean and 
young rooking! Reeches!
 
 
 NightTrain: 
"Oh, Gamera! You've got me 
feeling so-o-o-o horny...."

Beedo:  
Oooh! Ahhhh! Ohhhh! 
 
E_B_A: 
As another beach-side 
infomercial begins filming, 
MX Missles descend 
upon the coast.
 
 
NightTrain: 
Hey, it's the Slim Pickens cam 
from "Dr. Strangelove"! 
 
 
BuckFifty: 
We now return you to Sim 
City: The Series.
 
Angel_Noir: 
Hot, Topographical action!!
 
 
Angel_Noir: 
Visit the majestic oil refinerys of Texas
City, Texas (because you never know 
when a stray match will take 'em out).
 
 
Beedo: 
Smile, kids, while Daddy takes 
a picture of you in front of the 
flaming ruins!
 
 Xylorjax: 
Pissed at not having been reffed 
in quite awhile, LoneStar takes his 
Winnebago on a little firebombing run...
 
 BuckFifty: 
Sure the Gyaos' destructive power 
was awesome, but one wonders 
why they only destroyed 
Sandy Frank's house...
 
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