E_B_A: 
It was poor planning to arrange 
the Oily Rag Collector Con the 
same time and place as the 
Arsonist Anonymist meeting.
  
 BuckFifty: 
*sigh*...Grandma tried to log 
onto the internet again...		  
 Angel_Noir: 
The unrated director's cut of 
"Towering Inferno" had O.J. 
Simpson's character setting the fire, 
then spending the rest of the movie 
looking for the "real arsonists".
 
 
Beedo: 
Bruce Willis is behind this, 
I know it.		  
 BuckFifty: 
"Quick Robin, pass me the 
Shark Repellant!" 		  
 Beedo:
 o/~ There's something happening here.
What it is ain't exactly clear. There's a 
man with a gun over there, telling 
me I'vegot to beware....  o/~
 
 
Xylorjax: 
Little Known Gamera Fact #42: 
Gamera was on the cover of 
a Pink Floyd album.		  
E_B_A: 
Yet even the powers of Pie 
Graph Man could not halt the
impending doom!
 		  
Angel_Noir: 
Constant bickering leads to the 
screenwriter, producer, and director 
splitting the movie into thirds.

 Beedo:  
Awright! Time for the Gamera 
Disco Light Show!		  
Neoknight: 
See?! Green blood! I always 
knew Gamera was really 
from Vulcan!		  
Angel_Noir: 
The process of a knighting ceremony 
was quickly abandoned for fear of an 
abundance of one armed Jedi.
 
 
BuckFifty: 
Suddenly the Invisible Man 
socks Osagi in the chops... 
hat'll learn her!
 		  
NightTrain: 
On top of everything else, 
the heroine's got a toothache.		  
Xylorjax: 
The scene is ruined when 
Betty has an Excedrin headache.
 
 Angel_Noir: 
His breakdancing session was 
predictible at best. A pop-lock, a 
running man, and a back spin 
from which he couldn't get up.
 		  
Xylorjax: 
Gamera, gettin' jiggy wit it.		  
NightTrain: 
o0(If I walk on tip-toes, 
they'll never know I was here.)0o
 
  BuckFifty: 
o/"..Billie Jean is not my lovah, 
she's just a girl, who thinks that 
IIIIIII am the one..."/o		  
 E_B_A:  
"New York New York big city of  
dreams - everything in New York  
ain'talways what it seems - you  
might get burnt if you come form  
outta townbut I'm down by 
law and I'm from the Dogg Pound..."		  
 Neoknight: 
Tokyo quaked as Gamera tried
Moonwalking for the first time.
 
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