Angel_Noir: 
"I haven't seen an American die 
like that since Abraham Lincoln." 
"Dude, that is not cool. You're 
going to get us in trouble again."
  
Beedo: 
Gamera breathes fire at Gaos . . . 
AND IT'S GOOD!!! 		  
Xylorjax: 
"And we here at KJPN can't 
continue to show you quality 
television like Gamera without 
your support. So please, call 
and pledge your support." 
 
 
NightTrain: 
Y'know, people would take that 
general a lot more seriously if he 
took those gag teeth out. 
 		  
BuckFifty: 
Woman: o0(Oh god!  He's sitting right 
next to me!  I hope my hair's ok...Does  
he notice me?  Don't look, don't look.  
But if I don't look then he won't think I'm
interested... *squeal*)0o Man:  o0(Why  
am I sitting in a pool of my own urine?)0o
 		  
NightTrain: 
"Sitting and staring" 
scene #44.
 
NightTrain: 
"Hey, my whoopie cushion 
finally came!" 		  
Angel_Noir: 
On a day that would forever 
change his life, instead of "Big Juggs
Monthly", Bob is mailed an X-File.
 		  
BuckFifty: 
"Finally!  Those naked pics 
of Gillian Anderson I ordered 
from "Suckers.com" arrived!" 
 
 Angel_Noir: 
"Nice to meet you sir." "Insolent 
dog, you have shamed this 
house!" "Daddy, stop doing 
that to my dates!"
 		  
 Xylorjax: 
The proverbial 90-pound 
weakling, in a surprising 
cameo appearance. 		  
Xylorjax: 
 "But Bill, you won't grow up
big and strong if you don't have
som.." "No LIKE squash."
 
 BuckFifty: 
"What?  Suddenly you're too 
good to eat raw fish eyes?"		  
 Angel_Noir: 
 Explain to me again why 
we need spare eyeballs.		  
 Neoknight: 
Cool! The Japanese version 
of Blondie! Check the 
sandwich, man!
 
 
E_B_A: 
"Yo man! I need to see the 
doctor!" "None shall pass." "Uh... 
my leg is broke and stuff." 
"None shall pass." "Er..." 		  
 NightTrain: 
All right, I confess! As a teen-ager, 
I liked 'American Top 40.' Does 
that make me a bad person?		  
Xylorjax: 
In a fight, always hit 'em where 
they don't expect it.  Yes, that 
does sometimes mean the ankles.
 
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