HanoverF: 
"Awww, Damn! I just 
washed my rickshaw!"
 
Neoknight: 
This looks like a bad scene from 
an episode of Babylon 5 or something.
"Oh, no! The Shadows are attacking!"
 
 
  Angel_Noir: 
Alfred Hitchcock's "The 
Birds:Lite" A third less birds 
than the original!
 
 Xylorjax: 
"The house of the Long Division 
symbol was attacked by a fleet 
of Zeros today.  Film at 11."
 
 BuckFifty: 
Um, sure I be taking 
youto Funkytown... 
Where Funkytown?

Beedo: 
By Law of the International 
Brotherhood of Cabdrivers, 
Japanese cabbies must 
only speak Kiswahili.
 
 
Xylorjax: 
And now, back to "Hiroshi 
Tanaka: White Collar Cabbie"
 
 E_B_A: 
Reverand Jim didn't quite 
translate accurately in the 
Japanese remake of "Taxi."
 
 
 NightTrain: 
Yay! They brought 
Cornjob back!
 
 Beedo: 
Freakin' Top Brass.  Tanks never
stopped a monster before.  So who
do they send out do deal with
monsters?Yep. Us tank drivers.  I just 
KNOW I'm gonna die a horrible, 
flaming irradiated death.
 
 
Xylorjax: 
Sooner or later, the Japanese 
military will learn to just stay the 
hell home and save a few trillion yen...
 
Beedo: 
Sir, when I said I wanted to lay
down my life for the Emperor, I
was hoping it wouldn't be in 
such a stupid, futile manner.
 
BuckFifty: 
Tonight on "Touched by a 
Gamera", Gamera goes to 
the KISS concert.
 
Angel_Noir: 
Gamera steals the show with his 
fireworks display as a disgruntled 
Van Morrison looks on, vowing to 
never again hire him as an opening act.
 
 
Beedo: 
Outtake from Gamera's porn days.
 
Angel_Noir: 
"They got Matthew Broderick 
to play a scientist?! Ha ha ha!!" 
 
BuckFifty: 
Heheheh, looks like Gamera's 
got himself another hotfoot. 
What a jokester that Gyaos is!
 
Xylorjax: 
The home sauna always helped 
take the 'hurt' out after a long 
day of death and destruction. 
 
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