BuckFifty: "Hiya kids, Gamera here to remind you to brush your teeth after every meal and floss every day!" |
HanoverF: .oO What would Gamara do in this situation... oh shit, I forgot, I'm Gamara... what would Kennydo? 0o. |
Angel_Noir: "Next on Hard Copy: We've uncovered some pre-stardom photos from Godzilla's dentist." |
Beedo: I HAID yower dayv are fnumbered, Gaof! Damn underbwite! |
BuckFifty: ...and co-starring Hirohito Kurosawa as Victim #967... |
Xylorjax: o/' He triiiiied to kill me with a fooork liiiift...o/' |
Angel_Noir: No cap for this one; he looks 
Beedo: Oooh, and with a wicked ultrasonic beam by Gaos, Gamera goes down!! Will he get up before the three-count?! 
Beedo: And now, we take you to Shinjuku for the annual Running of the Salarymen! | ||
 Rumors of a new Beanie Baby arriving at McDonalds spark widespread riots. |
 Later, after Gamera had broken onto the set of "The Truman Show", all that was found of Jim Carrey was a button of irony saying, "How will it end?" |
 Acutally, Gamera isn't trying to destroy the Astrodome but rather, reserve a good seat. |
 "Good evening ladies and germs...I just flew in from Hiroshima, and boy are my legs tired! Ok, Rodan, Mothra and MechaGodzilla walk into a bar..." |
 Honey, look! Another American building we can buy! |
 "Look! Godzilla!" "No." "Mothra?" Nope." "Rodaan?" "Uh-uh." "Aw, screw it! Wanna get something to eat?" |
Shimmergloom: Look! I'm Hungry!...Listen! It's cold! |
Neoknight; This is no time for disco- dancing, you fool! |
Xylorjax: Lilly really, really hated it when Jeff started quoting Superman lines, but least he didn't wear a body-suit with rubber nipples, like her last boyfriend. |
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