Xylorjax: Hiroki gets ready to make a kamikaze face xerox. |
Beedo: This just in, a little morale-booster: the people who designed our outfits just committed seppuku. |
E_B_A: "Don't worry boss. I buried the floodlights where NO ONE can see 'em." |
Matteus: It's a Skittles commercial! |
HanoverF: I said Bud Light! |
Neoknight: Turns out Atlantis was really a sort of undersea Vegas! |
HanoverF: *Glub* *Glub* <underwater voice> "It Stinks!" |
Angel_Noir: "Promise me Rose. Promise me you'll never let go!" "I'll never let go, Jackie Chan!" |
Beedo: I didn't know Nirvana was popular in Japan! |
NightTrain: Oh my god! She deep-throated that whole entire olive loaf! |
Xylorjax: "You see this? Your beloved AMERICANS don't think it's wrong for you to go down on me! Thei leader even endorses it!" |
BuckFifty: Suddenly aware of how chilly the room was, Okona tries to hide his erect man nipples. |
Angel_Noir: "Get it!" "Chill out, Bob." "Don't you see, Dilbert is saying engineering sucks! That's hillarious!!" "O.K., time for your pills." |
Angel_Noir: National Gaurd members are mobilized to keep thieves from stealing the other half of the Houston Astrodome. |
Beedo: They went too far when they turned Half-Dome mountain in Yosemite into a freakin' stadium. |
BuckFifty: "Guys, is our refrigerator running? Hey, wait a minute.. |
HanoverF: "Sir, we've crashed into the Kingdome, Sir." |
Xylorjax: "Sir? It's the NY Giants. They say to get the hell out of their stadium. |
BuckFifty: "Hey! Somebody wing de Wong numbah..." |
Neoknight: "Sir! it's your mother! She wants to know if you're wearing clean underwear!" |
Beedo: Next up on "X-treme Games," No-Man's Land Baseball! |
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