Reynard T Fox:
You're Shittin' Me Music Television
presents: Robert Goulet: Eaten By
Alligators.
Widget:
"Next on the SciFi Channel--Joel
Schumacher's 'Swamp Thing'!"
Matteus:
Deep in the heart of the
100 acre wood...
Jorie:
Discouraged, Luke left Yoda's
hut never to be seen again.
LuvBJones:
Meanwhile, in a septic tank
not far from town...
Angel_Noir:
Meanwhile on "Creepshow"...
Dibbley:
Though they were stuck in the swamp,
the Legion of Doom's parties rivaled
those of nearby Porky's.
JediClone and Beedo:
o/' I met him in a swamp down
in Dag-o-bah, where it bubbles all
the time like a giant carobonated
soda! S-O-D-A soda!
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Matteus:
Am I supposed to be sexy?
MrTim:
MTV's Kennedy puffs on her pipe
as she ponders who to call in next to,
ah, "deal with" Joel Schumacher.
Reynard T Fox:
"I don't understand it. Why won't
Frohike and Byers return my calls?"
LuvBJones:
A little lipstick really *does*
do wonders!
Dibbley:
"Sorry Mulder, the other guys
are at a Trek convention."
Beedo:
Note to self: get out of this
turkey as soon as possible.
JediClone:
Though few historians will admit it,
Aunt Jamima was actually a pastey
white Flower Child from New Jersey
Angel_Noir:
"Lets see...I know I put that sex
apeal around here somewhere..."
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JediClone:
This looks like a job for Skunk Man!
MrTim:
So, my . . . unconventional
conventioners!
LuvBJones:
Ahhh, 3.2 beer clubs...
NightTrain:
"Tonight, my unconventional
conventionists..."
MrTim:
(Note to self: Look at gallery
*before* capping old pics.)
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Matteus:
iT STIIIINKS!!!
LuvBJones:
Chili peppers burn his gut?
JediClone:
Hey you! How can I move while
the Earth is turning? Huh! How
can I sleep while this bed is
burning? ANSWER ME!
NightTrain:
Please! No more Celine Dion!
I'll talk, I'll talk. (Sob!)
Dibbley:
Finally, someone thought to make
a knife out of kryptonite.
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Matteus:
that's just juicyjuice calm down!
LuvBJones:
Insert '80s hair band *here*.
Widget:
The new scent from Calvin Klein!
MrTim:
Looks like Kennedy decided on
Venom. Let the bloodbath begin!
Angel_Noir:
Failed Advertising Strategies
#652: "Tang"
HanoverF:
Jan knew someday someone was
likely to get horribly scarred, or worse,
killed by the large flask of venom she
kept on the coffee table, but
it had such sentimental value...
NightTrain:
Hey! Why doesn't Sci-Fi show
"Venom"? It's a really good film!
Oh, that's why.
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Matteus:
no comment
LuvBJones:
"But it's the pelvic thruuuuust/ That
really drive's 'em insayayayayane!"
Reynard T Fox:
Filmed in Nausea-Vision.
JediClone:
At The Lovely Elizabeth's request,
the WCW started selling "Inflatable
NWO Sexmachines"
Beedo:
We take yo now to "Alien 3,"
already in progress
NightTrain:
Birth of a wrestler.
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