MrTim:
TNT's gotten ahold of Shadow
technology and is using it to
monitor their actors!
Neoknight:
Special guest appearance by Witchblade!
Xylorjax:
We now return you to our feature
presentation: Arachnophobia.
Beedo:
El Seed strikes again
Shandi:
"Get this Bug off of me!!"
JediClone:
If you build a better blackhead strip,
nature will build a better blackhead...
Matteus:
I think you should've had a doctor
look at that weeks ago
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MrTim:
o/` "Someone's dying, Lord,
Kumbayah!" o/`
Matteus:
o/' Happy birthday to you o/'
Angel_Noir:
"Shoot! Well, everybody signing it
is out. A certain Mr. Hancock took
all the space!"
Shandi:
"Stop this stupid RED SHIRT
superstition, & get back in uniform!"
Beedo:
We want a raise.
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MrTim:
"Shari, you can't be talking to the
ghost of your father; he's not dead!"
Matteus:
I'm looking for the hall, I'm giving a
lecture for successful businesswomen
Angel_Noir:
"And these kids today! I swear my son
has been picked up by Starfleet security
12 times for blah, blah, blah..."
.oO{Man, I wish we didn't host these
"Cadet Parent's/Teacher" nights!}
Xylorjax:
"How's it hangin' John?" "Why can't
you just salute like everyone else?"
Shandi:
"$1000 for this weeks updated script!" |
MrTim:
"Is that a core sampler in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?"
Angel_Noir:
Hank froze. His plan to photocopy
his member and send it through
inner-office mail had hit a snag.
JediClone:
"Hety Cal! What';s up?" "... we...
want to be... alone <a-heh>"
"Who> I don't see any-- Oh, my god..."
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Matteus:
where I come from you don't ask how
many cans of hairspray a guy uses
Neoknight:
"I'm giving you cancer... with my mind!"
Angel_Noir:
Mexican Nazi scientist try to genitically
engineer a supreme taco race.
Beedo:
Next time, Ivanova, don't use the
electric probe when giving me a
cavity search!
Xylorjax:
Here we see as the cornered Centauri
puts up his protective fan and tries to
make himself look bigger...
Shandi:
"WAAAAH! That's a hair-
Raising Story!" (DO'H!)
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Matteus:
I better report this to Sightings
immediately!!
Shandi:
Hey, take your High-Beams off!
Beedo:
Meanwhile, in Cloud City's
Carbon-Freezing Chamber... |
