Matteus:
Was someone smoking on the set??
Angel_Noir:
Conservation of energy my ass! If I see
an unmanned escape pod go by during
my shift as a Star Destroyer Gunner,
I'm a-shootin' it!
Beedo:
"There goes another one." "Let it
go. There're no life-signs aboard."
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Matteus:
is any of this making sense yet? |
Matteus:
Stellar Jesus
Angel_Noir:
Do you see Jesus? Nasa says: "It's
just John Glenn. Although they are
about the same age..."
Neoknight:
Welcome to the Phallic Symbol Hour!!
Beedo:
Marlon Brando's muu-muus now
have to be constructed in a
zero-gravity environment.
MrTim:
The Guinness Institute reports
they have a new record for the largest
short-sleeved shirt in the universe.
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Matteus:
now it's The Dark Crystal
Neoknight:
Childe Roland to the Dark Tower Came
Beedo:
Meanwhile, in Skeletor's lair
at Snake Mountain....
Shimmergloom:
Beastman, Merman! Come to me!!
JediClone:
F*** you, God! F***
you! *ZZOT!!!!*
Angel_Noir:
Meanwhile, at Castle Forrester:
"Jedi, honey, the copyright lawyers
are here for another deposition."
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Widget:
Aww, DAMMIT! I blew it again!
I guess it's true...Ivanova IS the
Tetris Queen!
Matteus:
Jesus, you're clear for landing
Angel_Noir:
Castle Forrester TV ad # 4: "I can't
cap this crap! I wish there was an
alternative to the SFC screengrabber!"
"Well now there is!..."
MrTim:
"Try something about the largest shirt
in the universe?" "Hey, that's good!
Think Jedi'll put it in the gallery?" |
MrTim:
"Quit looking at the teleprompter
and just say the freakin' line!"
JediClone:
"Mr Allen, my offscreen Narn buds
and I just aprehended this man
attepmting to sabotoge the station"
"Good work, Sgt To'Ken"
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