RIZZZ:
"Live long and -- DANG! Stupid fingers won't
go right."
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Angel_Noir:
"Shatner, Schmatner. Let's all do the Checkov!
Vappavappadappa!"
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quickdraw:
"... and thank God for Michael Strazinski or
I'd be flipping burgers at
McDonalds right now.."
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Valshiro:
"Watch out! Checkov's head is about to explode
under pressure from trying
to understand his own voice! |
Gnasche:
After realizing how dishonored his career had
become, Sulu pulls a dagger
out of his pocket and pluges it into his stomache.
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JediClone:
Some time ago, I had an inappropriate cameo on
Star Trek Voyager. I know know that it was wrong. And I appologize, to
you, the nation, and especially my wife.
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UnReality:
"...is very sorry he ever agreed to star in this
film and wishes you not hold it against him personally..."
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JediClone:
The vast expanse known as Shatner's Ego... |
Crow_Knows:
"Isn't it sad how Klingon warbirds will sometimes
fly right into the window?" |
HanoverF:
.oO(Please God, let Willam Shatner die, I'll
never be a captain with him alive, and supressing me.) |
HanoverF:
Trainspotting starring Willaim Shatner... "Let
me... get this....straigt, I'm supposed... to shove this thing.... up...
my ass?"
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quickdraw:
They put that big collar on Walter to keep him
from licking himself.
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kikboxgirl:
"Quick honey! They're about to show the Stupid
Klingon Tricks." |
JediClone:
"Open the pod bay doors, Alfred E Neuman." "I'm
afraid I cant do that." "I'll shut you down if you dont" " What- me worry?" |
Dairai:
"Spock, I like you, but I'm not gonna marry you..." |
Dairai:
"Captain's Log: a bunch of our shiop fell off,
and no one likes me..." |
Dairai:
"He's dead, Jim. Pass the ketchup..." |
Artanas:
"Butter me Spock, that's ....an order!" "Illogical
captain, we m.." "Don't...don't make me...get the hose Spock"
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cscott:
After seeing the script for "Star Trek 5", Ricardo
asked to be killed off in #2 just to be safe... |
quickdraw:
"..You're SURE you can't beam us down to the
Planet Of The Nymphomaniac
Stewardesses...?"
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Occupant:
Hurry up, Uhura! I only have six years to score
a date for my next PonnFarr! |
Loodvig:
"Dammit, I gotta get this red shirt off or I'm
a dead duck..." |
Meldrick:
"I know, I'll use my magic suit to get us out
of here..." "OH SHUTUP" |
Splarka:
"Does this make me look fat?" "EVERYTHING makes
you look fat,
captain" "*sniff* I hate you all!
*pout*"
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HanoverF:
"Must... Obey... L. Ron Hubbard" |
Gnasche:
Shatner's hairpiece has it's own contract wherein it's guaranteed at least 30 minutes of camera time per movie. |
Meldrick:
Capt Kirk channels the spirit of Steve Reeves |
Angel_Noir:
"This is the U.S.S. Jehova's Witness. Permission
to beam over 18,000 copies of the 'Watchtower'." |
Doctor_Doom:
"There's.... some... THING.... on the warp drive
nacelle." |
JediClone:
Shatner's so bald he's even got an artificial
hare-lip. |
HanoverF:
"Wait a minute, You are not wearing fine Corinthian
leather! Thats is cheap
Texas leather!" |
HanoverF:
"Scotty's chokeing on a chickenbone! Quick Bones,
the Heimlich!" "Dammit
man, I'm a doctor, not a- oh sorry, right away,
captain!" |
cscott:
"I'm sorry Mr. Scott, but if this 'Star Trek
vs Star Wars' debate is going to keep going, I'm just going to throw myself
into the warp core..."
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HanoverF:
"Spock, it's falling out anyway, can I have your
hair? Moan and drool for
yes..." |
Gnasche:
The Vulcan in the Plastic Bubble. |
UnReality:
"Meanwhile, aboard the Restaurant at the End
of the Universe..." |
Chairboy:
The line stretched lone, but everyone was patient.
This had been advertised as the best rollercoaster in town, so they were
willing to wait.
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cscott:
"Look Captain, uh, Dad, sure he was you're friend,
but at least I'm not dead."
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Gnasche:
"Maybe we should start heading home, captain."
"No, no. Let's just stand
around until we crash into something. Spock would
have wanted it that way."
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