Elle:
o/I'm just a nerdy boy..nerdy and gay..I'm all alone..with no one to lay..o/
littlevulcan:
"I used to be a hockey player, back in my young and wild days..."
FirebrandX:
Balsa wood shelving... for the too cheap or stupid consumer
BuckFifty:
"Hey now, don't get the wrong idea. I like nekkid co-ed creamed corn wrasslin' as much as the next guy..."
darkvortex:
meanwhile after removing his make-up, Dick Clark spends some time relaxing
DandyWarhol:
Next on the WB: Sister Sister
bunkdawg:
A turkey in every pot -- and an intern in every bed!
J_hawk:
Warming up for her interview to be a White House intern.
Valshiro:
"All right! My Turbo Enema 5000 just came in the mail today! It's time to blast some colons baby!"
BuckFifty:
(Announcer) "Uh oh, you all know what time it is..Time for some..." (Crowd joins in) "HOT, MONKEY, LOVIN...." (thunderous applause)
FirebrandX:
Honey, you up?
Generik:
Viagra? Hey, watch me lift this table up WITHOUT using my hands!
empressv:
Ok, Al... nobody's lookin... Shuck my Husk, Baby!
NightTrain:
Well, Gary Oldman played ME in the movie! Who played YOU, sardine can? Hmmm???
JoeCrow678:
Booze: it's what's for dinner