gleeb:
This is gonna be the biggest Home Depot yet!
amycamus:
Bernard Maston's device for catching x-ray sonar bats. (mjt.org/exhibits/depmori/depmori.htm)
amycamus:
"So we're finally agreed, then? One extra large pepperoni, one extra large mushroom and black olive, and a pitcher of Coke?"
gleeb:
"Sure, we have a multi-billion dollar public works contract, but where's the love gone?"
AnastasiaBeaverhausen:
"What do you think, Greenspan?" "I'll say... inflationary trend." "Show me... INFLATIONARY TREND!" /ding/
AnastasiaBeaverhausen:
I know-- we'll build an exact replica of Rock Ridge!
Hinermad:
NASA realizes it's cheaper to build a 600-mile high tower than it is to make the Shuttle safe
Hinermad:
They wanted to have a grand unveiling of the new plant, but somebody ordered a veil that was too small.
amycamus:
"That champagne was for christening the ship, not for getting boozed up before the ceremony! Now get out!!"
zee:
"Yes, I'm here today to finally reveal... I was the model for the Droopy the Dog cartoon character."
Indomitus:
"And this chart over here illustrates the stages of my er... um... final solution for ridding America of all those troublesome free thinkers."
AnastasiaBeaverhausen:
Welcome to Texaco Performance At Lincoln Center. Tonight, "Election," a puppet show in 4 acts by Karl Rove. And there's the applause as the curtain rises...