FryGirl:
"...and here, we can see the path of the motorcade..."
FryGirl:
Since "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" was already taken, I call this one "Cafe Of Douchebaggery."
FryGirl:
And now back to "Wishful Thinking Theater" ... *sticks pin into doll* Take THAT, Rick Santorum!!! "Aaaaaaarrrrgggghhhh!!!!"
FryGirl:
Yeah, he worked really hard so you could have a mink coat, and now he's got an ulcer, you HEARTLESS BITCH!
Shanky:
"Sarah had to decide between her love of fur and her love of Mike Reno of Loverboy."
FryGirl:
"Earl, I don't know much biology, but I do know that I love you, and I know that if you love me, too, what a wonderful world this could be!"
Indomitus:
"Barkeep! Another round of hot sauce over here!"
Indomitus:
"If you don't get on that school bus, Billy, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life..."
Indomitus:
All this smoke! What is this, a Ridley Scott movie?
Indomitus:
"Can I borrow the Q-Tip when you're done with it?"
Indomitus:
"GREAT SCOTT!!"
amycamus:
"Oppressed Wage Slaves Incorporated, how may I direct your call?"