jack_routers:
Chef Boy-ar-dee Quality Test Control Sample #24224-21: Strands of Funghetti in with the Meetsa Ravioli.
rickubis:
Try to sing *that*, Mary Poppins!
rickubis:
I can tell the future from chicken entrails. From * these* entrails I can tell that this chicken will never cross another road.
weedraughtofa40:
The Braille Institute, the only admisions test is finding your way in.
jack_routers:
Satisfying your urge to kill while avoiding nasty sentences for homicide... Priceless.
Indomitus:
Owing to illness, tonight the part of June Cleaver will be played by Patrick Swayze...
amycamus:
Uh-oh. Looks like SOMEBODY'S gearing up to spread some moral hypocrisy.
windsong27:
See, our washing machines are a tenth of an inch bigger than either Maytag or Norge. That's important to the the ladies, you know.
McFrenzy:
Sure, it's geometrically sound, but can it hold up to the pressure of overdue credit card interest rates?!
jack_routers:
"Artoo-Deetoo, it is you, IT IS YOU!"
jack_routers:
The ill-fated sequel to "Twelve Angry Men," "Three Sloshed Buddies in the Kitchen."
jack_routers:
U.S. Government Film, 1942: "Your Japanese-American Neighbor: Off For a Long Holiday in the Country."