Mystic_Cobra_6:
See... they DID find WMD... ooops... sorry, thats a base station cb radio...
MrAtomik:
the US has finally been completely malled Over
amycamus:
And STILL the Great Plains are just a big empty space!
amycamus:
Wal-Mart's biggest and newest location: THE ENTIRE CONTIGUOUS UNITED STATES!
YibbleGuy:
At the office, Harvey amazed everyone with his impersonation of the Louisiana Purchase.
Indomitus:
Hello and welcome to the "Area Research Center." We examine more Areas before 9am than most agencies do all day.
YibbleGuy:
"Scientists Still Unable To Determine If The Guy Who Played Mingo On 'Daniel Boone' Was Actually A Native American."
amycamus:
Through the miracle of Inventing Situations, I turn the tables - and spy on my boss! (Weird - my boss is at Ames at this very minute)
amycamus:
Don't worry Haiti! We got rid of your democratically elected leader and replaced him with a paramilitaristic known assassin! Be happy!"
Indomitus:
Oh my GOD! They cooked and ate the party clown!
YibbleGuy:
Why am I suddenly thinking about Charisma Carpenter?
Indomitus:
^--naughty bits