meQal:
o(Should I do crappy movies or crappy TV? I can't decide.)O
shanky:
"Porp odered it WITHOUT the chicken!"
Batqueen:
"How do you feel about the demise of "Kids in the Hall", Mr. Foley?" "Well..."
robofreak:
"Do you understand the Sexual harrassment policy Gene?" "Huh? What? Hey, wanna fuck?"
GizM:
"And the day someone stole my Devil Dog, I cried."
UnReality:
"So you're the one who cancelled MST3K?" "Yes, sir." "Release the hounds."
JurassicPork:
"Call Dr. Blix. I think I found them."
robofreak:
"...and all that was left was a hook on the car door... *ahem*... a hook... PROPS!"
CindyM:
"Oh, so THIS is the exec that killed MST3k for good?" "Yeah, they found her this morning. Those cappers really did a number on her!"
anti_hero:
Bush new "destroy the youth's hope" plan is kicking off with nation deficit readouts at playgrounds
SunSinner:
*cue the lo-carb bitter poon face*
gleeb:
And now, Russia's favorite talk show, "Postvrubyaresblai!"