AbortionIsMurder:
"We are the Borg. Your Jehovah's Witnesses will be assimilated. You will never know the difference."
Wyzeguy79:
"I can't believe what awful things he said about me on my Livejournal! I took his lying ass right off my friends list!"
Wyzeguy79:
Finally. A helpline for people who can't friggin' make up their minds what to order at fast food joints.
AbortionIsMurder:
"So the computer programmer said, 'That was no pocket protector, that was my wife!'"
Wyzeguy79:
"Dear 'Life in These United States': You'll never believe what the dog just did to the mailman..."
TyranosaurisRex:
Anything's good if it sits on a Ritz. Mmmmm!! Good cracker!
Chistoso:
The Republican Party is having another recruiting drive!
Chistoso:
Halliburton Uber Alles!
Indomitus:
"Hey, Hank, pull over. I think we're still draggin part of that QuikPhoto that you hit."
Indomitus:
Dude, is that a military-issue bong?
Indomitus:
OR... Another successful day of Operation 420.
zazylaw:
and their sense of rhythm