porpoise:
I'm huge!
Amon:
"Yeah, I remember that day when the Earth moved with 500,000 feet of the sun. Really difficult to get some good sleep."
Agent_Moldy:
o/It's a nu-cle-ar morrrrrning...o/
MrTim:
o/` It's Christmas at Ground Zero... o/`
WookieeMonster:
"Quickly...help me set up this Choirboy-Trap (tm) before little Timmy gets here. Ah, Timmy...yum."
Batqueen:
"Wow, that's a damn huge accordion! Where'd you get it?"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Those hot dogs ready?"
YibbleGuy:
"Give you a hand with that bondage gear, Padre?"
Generik:
"Hey everybody! Let's twist again like we did last summer!" *imperceptibly swings hips*
MadSigntist:
"No, my son. I don't think Formula 409 will remove that quantity of blood. I will pray for you, however."
Dante83:
"Hey don't watch. I can't go if you watch!" "Steve we have a bathroom in the house." "I said don't watch!"
YibbleGuy:
"The Nissan Maxima. We like to drive it through a giant cherry cobbler."