MST3KPresentsGersonK:
To quoute the Brains - The movie's lapped itself
flavio:
"Quasi! Get down court for the "bell ringer" play!
robofreak:
Ah, the gripping "Door Sequesnce." Watch closely, one will shut.
GlitterRock:
"Uh, Ms. Hammer, why did you cancel MST3K back in 1999?"/"It has low ratings."/"Why've you been showing reruns the last 5 years?"/"It's ratings are very good!"
Amon:
Usually, I'm all in favor of see-thru nightgowns. But in this case...
robofreak:
Babs' Uvula who?
JurassicPork:
"Miranda, you're on IS 22 hours a day. This is an intervention..."
davewho:
That's not how you smother someone in there sleep, you dink, her nostrils are still exposed.
anti_hero:
.oO(heh he, i put shaving cream on my hand and tickle her with it, and... wait, somethings not right)
BlakHat1:
"Wake up the gimp!" "Cut him down first!"
YibbleGuy:
The video for "I Want To Hold Your Arm" convinced the Beatles that they needed to change the title...
SunSinner:
So long as one of them has a foot on the floor it's OK.