TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
You know, guys, I can hear the grass grow? "Oh yeah? well, I see rainbows in the evening"
GlitterRock:
"Uh, Ms. Hammer, why did you cancel MST3K back in 1999?"/"It has low ratings."/"Why've you been showing reruns the last 5 years?"/"It's ratings are very good."
gleeb:
And an excellent lie after a powerful 200 yard drive. She's well set up for the birdie...
DiggerSmolken:
They're looking at a Magic Eye picture! "Sailboat, sailboat, goddamned sailboat..."
JurassicPork:
Defenstration 101: Always look down first so you don't drop screaming skulls or Puma Men on top of people below.
porpoise:
In the beginning Joel created...
JurassicPork:
"...camera, action! Fuck the lights."
Meldrick:
Meanwhile, in another movie. Or the same movie. Who knows?
Agent_Moldy:
This little light of hers, she's gonna let it shine. Hide it under a bushel? NO! She's gonna let it shine.
flavio:
"Did you actually put your tongue in Whoopi's mouth, Ted?"
Indika:
o/ This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. How did I get here?? o/
YibbleGuy:
"Well, boobies, it looks like it's just you and me again tonight ..."