AMCrulz:
"Oooo, sorry about your penis, Todd."
SpaceToast:
"...and FLY it up your ass."
Indomitus:
Action Dacron!
JurassicPork:
"...and, Lo, on the 85,639th day, when he made Cleveland, God said, Let there be light!"
Dante83:
Man, you'd think God could afford a better paint job.
AbortionIsMurder:
"We are Pullmyfinger of Borg. We will fool you with this joke every time. Resistance is futile."
vwmech:
Okay, okay. I give up. I'm Michael Caine. You can have an autograph.
Indomitus:
One chilly winter morning, while shuffling his feet across a shag carpet, Pikachu goes thermo-nuclear.
Indomitus:
Just like walking in the park, but without all that pesky scenery!
vwmech:
Slim Pickens steels himself to drop the Big One on Moscow, Idaho.
Indomitus:
Michael Caine does a wicked Ralph Malph impression.
vwmech:
Thousands of bees, thousands of Zulus---doesn't matter. Bring the bloody lot on!