GizM:
"Paulie, don't do your barbershop quartet impression again. You know how the squirrels always attack you."
eraserhead:
I think I could love you honey, even though that overdose of vanishing cream erased your face
JoeAnthrax:
Rock Hudson and Elizabeth Taylor both try on imagine they're with "someone else"...
SunSinner:
"Thought you said you wanted some croonin'." "Nah, gimme spoonin' you lump of love."
shanky:
"Sorry , those are my car keys." "Oh. Dammit."
gleeb:
Anybody want some Girl Scout Communion Wafers?
Amon:
*gal on right* .oO("I hate it when Aunt Beatrice comes to visit. She's a close-talker...")
GersonK:
*sniff sniff* "Polo?" "Aardvark piss."
UnReality:
"Wanna go make some glorious PUMATs together? For old time's sake?"
porpoise:
Welcome. We brought pie, porn, and various other asundries, including a change of underwear for everyone.
RodRocket:
"Hey, buddy! You got a match?" --- "Yeah. Your face and my butt!"
JoeAnthrax:
It's a very special Walton's Family Exorcism...