Meldrick:
"Looks like the house is menstrating again" (sorry)
UnReality:
"We've covered the front door of blood. Now the Angel of the Lord will spare our first-born, right? Right?"
GlitterRock:
"Welcome to 'Building a Better Rash,' with Bob Vila. First, find yourself a series of broken 2x4's...."
MadSigntist:
Yes, my rashes look like that too.
JurassicPork:
"Oscar the Grouch has been shopping at Home Depot!" "He must be adding on."
Nyssa23:
Skin reactions: the awful truth.
eraserhead:
Okay who lit the magic snake on POKEYS head?
Agent_Moldy:
Back in a few, Don Trigger wants me to leave a human's head in Marlon Brando's bed."
GizM:
Mike Milligan and his steam shovel prepare to do battle with Bob the Builder
RodRocket:
.o0O(Why am I doing this? Clay grass doesn't grow!)
Nyssa23:
Say what you want, Gumby can sure lay the pipe.
RodRocket:
Better than the original title, CODE NAME - OBSCURITY