Agent_Moldy:
"I made a $10,000 commission on my last transaction." "I'll trade you my $9,000 commission and this peanut butter sandwich." "Deal!"
Hinermad:
They stood fascinated as the sunbeam slid slowly across the wall. "This sure beats watching grass grow!" "No doubt!"
Agent_Moldy:
Golden Books presents a new line of cartoon biographies, like, "I Did the Thinnin' Around Here" by Quickdraw McGraw, "I Don't Like You", by Droopy Dog, & "Like it? It Stinks!" by Pepe LePew!
Hinermad:
Welcome to the Little Golden Books That Failed Museum. Here you'll find the books that never made it off the press: from "An Ass-Kicking for Alpheratz" to "Zoos: A Lesson in Captive Mating."
Datazoid1701:
Next stop, the Lotus Love Garden of the Soul. 50% chance of showers. Hey, that's a Soda Cracker. We only allow exact Snacks. Crackers are too vague.
Hinermad:
"Should I drink?" What kind of question is that? Should you breathe?
Agent_Moldy:
He has HUGE -- tracks of... um, railroad ties...
Agent_Moldy:
...did not match with the furniture in the kitchen. Decided to go with 'eggshell' instead.
Hinermad:
The guys in the squadron didn't want to use these, but they were all out of heteroplanes.
Hinermad:
AIRLINE: AirTrans. ROUTE: Rochester NY to Atlanta GA. TIME: Depart 6:30 AM, arrive 10:47 PM (nonstop) REMARKS: Ran out of fuel halfway to destination, had to call AAA.
Zonk:
"So when Jerry's Crate over the briney went cold witch up, I spun the dangle and snapped girdle right in the how's-your-father... {RAF Banter omitted for content}
Zonk:
"Still stuffing rolled socks in your underwear, I see."