jlinhrst:
Here we see the grand estate of Baron von Douchebag.
Datazoid1701:
The Thawing out process has begun on Walt Disney and Michael Eisner had better start running.
Datazoid1701:
I told you the floor had just been waxed. Please, stop bleeding on them.
teambanzai:
...no I use Brillcream, but now that you mention it buttered toast would probably work just as well.
HoosierDaddy:
"Another step down?" / "That's right...you can make it." / "Just don't let go of my hand."
dscully:
Are farts supposed to feel wet and chunky?
dscully:
"I dunno, boss- he just left, whimpering something about chunky- I think he forgot his thermos of Campbells."
festergrump:
oh. NO! right when I was abot to apply as a ticket ripper, the theatre gets eaten by cotton candy!
GypsySwitch:
"You have beautiful eyes."
Datazoid1701:
Sit? Or Stand?... Sit? Or Stand?... College is hard. (This Blonde Moment brought to you by Debbie)
echostation:
"Aw c'mon Ellie, you know I'd rather ride you than my horse!"
echostation:
"You might not understand, Ellie, but when a man pokes fun at another man's neckerchief, someone has to die!"