MilkboxLarry:
Down by the train tracks in the seedy part of town is where the latest trend is taking place. It's not Pirate Radio, it's Hobo Radio...
Dirigo:
I see -someone's- excited. He must have gotten this month's issue of PlayBoy.
gleeb:
Gentlemen, I tell you my plan for a four-story jungle gym will make your school system the envy of the nation...
Xengal:
"Aha!! Now I've got you, you alien bast- -uh oh..!" Where will YOU be when your diarrhea comes back...
UnReality:
"Man, I wish somebody'd invent a caption site with pictures!"
UnReality:
When something goes wrong in the seismology department, everybody wonders: whose fault is it?
shesaidisay:
"notice a significant lack of twisty lines here. we'd like to construct additional lines for this area"
rickubis:
When I say "go," you start calculating on the sliderule, and we'll use our new computer.
rickubis:
Seismology is the study of buying clothes that fit. That is, they are the correct seise.
shesaidisay:
we don't know what it is, but since it looks important, we don't question it
rickubis:
Buncha guys with snorkels. Wonder what they're doing.
rickubis:
Looks like the pilot light is still on.