thebigkahuna:
"That's for taking Priceline.com, backstabbing half-breed!"
gleeb:
OK, Timmy, if I show you how to factor it, will you do that thing with your tongue?
Beckett:
"We've secretly replaced France's Maginot Line with a Marichino cherry... let's watch."
Xengal:
"Enterprise? Verify, I signed up for a ladies flower arranging class? ...Oh. See, I thought you said a lady's deflowering-uh, well ...nevermind."
FryGirl:
"If you want my opinion, son, I'd say you need to find more metaphors for 'dripping wet pussy'."
Agent_Moldy:
"Dad, will you check my homework?" "Sure! Let's see... one! Two! Three! Four! FIVE! Five correct answers! Ah-ah-ah-ahhh..."
Agent_Moldy:
The patterns in Jimmy's sweater tell him to pull his lower lip off.
Agent_Moldy:
Can't make heads or tails out of your budget? What if you imagined every line item in your budget was a delicious, English muffin half? Make sense now?
thebigkahuna:
"Whew. I needed that. Okay, crew, rest stops over. Back to work!"
FryGirl:
"...so in conclusion, if my demands aren't made the screams of those who've harmed me and the stench of burning flesh will fill the Student Union..."
Dirigo:
He writes down whatever the sundae dish tells him to.
Agent_Moldy:
*writing* What type of sweater does a pirate wear? Arrrrgyle! "HA! That'll kill at chess club!"