scypha:
"Listen, Papa Smurf. I know you've been real nice to me and all, but don't you think I can go to the bathroom by myself now and then?"
TyranosaurisRex:
Holy shit! I'm only 3 1/2 years old given the above catagories.
Agent_Moldy:
"My goodness XJ-4000, how *do* you get such a flat stomach without aid of a girdle?"
scypha:
Please wait while our artist finishes this next screen grab.
TyranosaurisRex:
Inventing Situations cencored out those nasty panty lines on this shot.
DavidVader:
"Moldy! No wait... I'm not clay." .oO(I'm wood.)
Beckett:
.oO(Hey! I've gat a sagital crest...COOL!)Oo.
scypha:
"Oh dear. Guess I have to keep using this hair clip to keep my brain from falling out of the back of my head again."
gleeb:
Girls, how many times has this happened to YOU?: "Head wound? Why tonight?"
da_upstart:
"Yes, I've lost my virginity. Can you help me find it?"
NumanEllium:
Enjoys getting whacked by a prominent Washinton newspaper.
DavidVader:
Meanwhile, on PBS... Here is a Hubble Telescope image of DavidVader's credit card collapsing in upon itself under it's own debt. Note the polar electron jets.