gleeb:
Fred, are giving out raises dependent on how nice our asses are again?
gleeb:
.oO Ah, what a waste. A mouthful of smoke and no ass to blow it up... Oo.
Snuffleupagus:
Today on This Old House, we learn how to install 'glory holes'... stay tuned!
da_upstart:
Brad uses Mr. Winky to say high to the nice girls in the health spa's shower room next door...
Zonk:
"Robot Bachelor Number Two... if you were a soda machine, what kind of soda would you dispense?"
sspecies8472:
Psst, how do you get rid to 30000 pop up porn windows in 5 seconds?
Datazoid1701:
Wait! Wait! I forgot the Twinkies.
Indomitus:
*gurgle gurgle gurgle gurgle* "Duuuuuuude..."
Indomitus:
"What are you doing?" / "Adjusting your willie. It got all out of whack when you did that stunt back there."
Indomitus:
It's a 6-cylinder, fuel-injected, 500 horsepower BONG!
Indomitus:
Meanwhile, Ness and his men... have pulled over to take a piss.
Loodvig:
Back in his 'shinin days, Uncle Jesse would jump Lake Ponchatrain in the old Dodge...