rickubis:
You too can enroll in our Famous Artists Training School! First, draw "Rube," here. Then send in your drawing, and 3,000 dollars.
UnReality:
"Ha! I'll blind *her* with science!"
rickubis:
Someone has taken my sandwich from its shrine.
UnReality:
"And embrace the all-consuming vacuum of space!"
UnReality:
"How drunk was *I* last night?"
gowest:
We even ID the Son of Sam for tobacco products
UnReality:
"Watson, come here, I need you. And bring the lubricant."
gowest:
Did you say hold the mayo or Submit to the will of Hitler now?
Buffoon:
"Look, I know that being a former member of AlQaida looks bad on my resume, but..."
Buffoon:
.oO I can see myself in this dish! My bland, boring, home alone on Friday night self in this dish!
Buffoon:
"...and for my next shadow figure... Urinalysis! Thank you!"
Buffoon:
"So who's the star of this movie we're going to watch being filmed?" "Ron Jeremy." "Ah. That would explain it."