posthumous:
Damn! I got my panties into a bundle.
windsong27:
C'mon, how many offers does a 4th century Grecian princess get to make out in the back of a '66 Mustang.
WEIRD_1:
Have you heard the good news about Amway?
WEIRD_1:
Sparky The Firefly here reminding you to pay your electric bill
WEIRD_1:
Virgins only need to apply
144b:
The earlist version of pop ups.
windsong27:
Hey Jim, look what I found in the jungle! I had Scotty beam me down a size 6 yeowoman's dress & it even fits. Can I keep her as my medical assistant?
windsong27:
"What does it say, Captain." Hmm, the bearer of this card is an authorized recipient of a free small Coffee Mocha at the local Starbucks! What's Starbucks?
WEIRD_1:
You know Nancy, if you was a woman, I'd marry you
Buffoon:
"Um... nope. This is the Best Little Warehouse in Texas. You want to go about four blocks over."
Buffoon:
"I, George, take thee, John..."
ZaphodBeeblebrox:
I swear, ensign, these are the new female uniforms. Starfleet orders!