JurassicPork:
Wallace Beery had it written into his contracts that he never be farther than an arm's length from alcohol on the set.
echostation:
"I'm tellin' ya Earl, 5 more minutes and this ship will be crawling with babes.... yessir, 5 more minutes" "Whatever" <glug glug>
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"Regis, your wife is a certified nympho. I just thought you oughta know that."
mishathe1@comcast.net:
I TOLD you this was a stupid idea... if we want the girls to notice us, we should be wearing Speedos!!!
echostation:
"OK, I'll give ya $50 for the wench." "Fifty bucks, huh? I'll think about it!"
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"Me, a sex symbol? Well, if it's good for the company and it gets me laid more that once a month, I'm for it."
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"I like to flash my ass at the sharks, it really pisses them off."
jondapicam:
Ah, yes, my memories of the sea... That cute cabin boy with the tight tush... Ah, memories...
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"Bob lost, he's the girl for tonight!"
All_Moatas_All_The_Time:
"Wow, you were terrific, George. I'm leaving you an extra fifty."
jondapicam:
Due to lack of funding the sequel to the Pirates of the Caribean was downsized.
Bigstupid:
"Are we there yet?"