KIPPAGE:
"Mr. Sulu... Take us to ... Warp... Factor Three and... Plot a.. course to Friction... Annies Fun... Palace!"
Beckett:
"Patty watches as the two trapped crawfish battle to the death in her Barbie Dream House."
tinaw:
"Mom, what the hell are you doing to me! My regular coffee was prescription strength!"
wd40:
From pot to piss without even passing through your liver, now that's what I call progress!
wd40:
Wow, honey, this is so strong I can barely discern the arsenic bitterness!
UnReality:
"So then it doesn't taste soapy or rancid to you...?"
UnReality:
"Double-jointed, you say? Hmm..."
UnReality:
"Starbucks: reminding you that even infants need coffee, too."
NatureBoy:
I haven't seen flatalence like that since Chris Farley was at Spago's
Indomitus:
"Why don't you go check the pipes, meathead?"
Indomitus:
.oO(oh, geez, here we go with the "bite your head off" routine again. I'll have teeth marks for a week.)
Indomitus:
"Hey Ted, ya wanna close your pants? You're causing a glare on the camera lens."