juxstapo:
"Just wait till I get this on my beanie, the boys at school will be soooo jealous.."
Indomitus:
It's not just ambiguous, it's a Transformer!
juxstapo:
Bill here has a very important job. He makes sure the straws always suck.
Mr_Grant:
*The first blade lifts the whisker, the second blade cuts it, the third blade decapitates...*
LauraPowers:
grills have proctologists?
bpkanupp:
Can I touch you? Just a little poke...
Darkblade:
Don't I know you? Aren't you me in a different role?
Indomitus:
"Dear mom... Got sold today for half a pack of smokes..."
Matteus:
Now who would like to come up to the front of the class and help me demonstrate sodomy?
Darkblade:
You are getting very sleepy...
shanky:
"Dear Penthouse Forum- I never thought this would happen to me, but my ship mate and I..."
Indomitus:
"Seaman Staines! Step forward!"