TyranosaurisRex:
No *wonder* these sky billboard guys cost so much. They write everything in triplicate.
Mr_Grant:
Just give me 5 minutes alone with Trent Lott... and _this_ pencil.
Billy_Zoom:
<puff, puff... pass>
saintsammy:
"It's an original work done in feces! I love it!"
zephyr:
Daaaad! Grandma's smoking pot again.... medicinal my ass!
zephyr:
Well I can't seem to find my car but hey, I found this hooker.
sanspants:
"scuse, me, dude, wake up... where do you keep your silver?" "in the hallway closet." "thanks, dude. you can go back to sleep now."
sanspants:
"listen, suitcase, if you don't get on that plane, you'll regret it. maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life."
zephyr:
credit card, tampons, valium, divorce papers... all set to go!
saintsammy:
Apperantly, their spaceship was a '78 Dodge Van with Arizona plates
Joshua_the_samurai:
Belly button of the universe
Loodvig:
"Mornink comrad cosmonaut. Vould you like zome freeze-dried borsch or freeze-dried wodka?"