Mr_Grant:
<click> <BUZZZZZZ> *OW! Would you QUIT that???*
Moatas:
"Let's see... hmmm, there's 'low', 'medium' and 'who needs a man' settings.
LauraPowers:
Why are there 14 days on your pill dispenser?
DiscoBoy:
Taking two-way text messaging to a whole new level, Verizon Wireless now offers seven-way text messaging.
juxstapo:
Why bother with the tele when you have a handheld orgasmatron and a hookah?
Indomitus:
Apparently, this TV also has a spin cycle.
LauraPowers:
Hey... she's humping the tv. Kinda reminds me of my dog. Not that my dog humps tvs or anything. My dog humps other dogs. But sometimes she ends up humping something near the dog. Oh, nm.
Indomitus:
"Am I not men?"
Mr_Grant:
People are always asking me if Im dancing like I never danced before, and frankly Im tired of it.
Darkblade:
Well, Mike, the movie lost me. It lost me and it's riding away without me.
IMissMyLuckyCharms:
"Yer problem, lady, is a cracked head... gasket... We should have that fixed in no time!! Stop laughing Manny and Jack!"
Indomitus:
My new car's got a V-52 engine. Puts out 5,000,000 horsepower, and gets 5 feet to the gallon. Ain't she a beut?