HenryBemis:
"...and you say a dehydrated world leader is in each of these vials?"
Laura_Powers_of_Love:
"We'd like a room, please." "Are you married?" "No." *gives dissapproving stare* "Two beds?" "No, one master bed, please." *gives dissapproving stare*
shanky:
"Oh Ziggy! Will you never win?"
screaming_fist:
Brought to you by the Electrical Tape Council.
Moatas:
"Sorry, you have to be this tall to kill terrorists."
happy_fun_ball:
After dancing for the head of John the Baptist, Salome demanded to wash her hands with liquified saints.
darksoulnohope:
Visit right after you get finished with your usual porn websites.
juxstapo:
"You X-ways show you are miserable because your colon is full of doo doo."
darksoulnohope:
Plot? Storyline?
Indomitus:
*ding* "The naughty bits of a termite."
Indomitus:
"Ready to catch me some bass, SIR!"
Indomitus:
I've never done ANYTHING like that before. Well, except there was this one girlfriend, and we... nevermind.