porpoise:
Just a pinch of sawdust between check and gum, mmmhmmm.
Laura_Powers_of_Love:
Gluing woodships together. Hours of splintery fun!
GizM:
The Abacusamatic 6000!
HenryBemis:
John Doe prepares to remove his fingerprints.
Bigstupid:
"...So then we're going to staple it all together, leaving the staples exposed." "You're the crappiest Trading Spaces designer."
screaming_fist:
Where Hannibal Lector keeps his eyelid collection.
screaming_fist:
"Real men know how to dovetail."
Moatas:
"I'm a little upset at your title, Scott. First of all, 'scum' only has one 'm' in it...'
GizM:
"Hi son, wanna play Strip Hangman?"
HenryBemis:
The old man explained it to him seven times, but he still can't figure out why the letters are backwards.
Moatas:
Screw that, I say 'cheat when you can'
HenryBemis:
Good idea. My crotch was getting sore.