porpoise:
does an imitation of his wife: "Does my butt look big?"
GizM:
As usual, whenever Mary had a wet bar at her party, it became an orgy.
HenryBemis:
"Alright, please welcome my very first panel of guests to the show. Tonight's topic: me. Impressions, Opinions, Praise, Whatever. Okay, let's begin."
The_Seer:
"No you can't cut in." "C'mon dad, he's my prom date."
TyranosaurisRex:
Hey, this Liberace Big Note Song Book is a gas!!
Mr_Grant:
~How's yours? ~Fine. And your's? ~She seems nice. ~Trade? ~Sure. <Girl> ~They do this with lunches, too.
Matteus:
o/' I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in... o/'
porpoise:
"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me?" "Mary, that is my colostomy bag."
Moatas:
"Gee, Mary, what's holding up your dress?" // "Play your cards right and you'll find out later."
GizM:
How about a rousing chorus of 'Isn't it lovely to have a penis?'
Laura_Powers_of_Love:
*Somebody's* looking forward to a romantic night in a public bathroom.
Moatas:
When the Packard is a rockin', don't come a knockin'