GersonK:
The sun's just a little too happy here. Check his meds.
Soozcat:
Happily, Johnny was prepared. Both barrels of the Winchester later, it was solidly midnight again.
Laura_Powers_of_Love:
Sunbeam harrasses the children from Family Circus.
Soozcat:
"Looney Tunes this, Merrie Melodies that, this place is a sweatshop. I'm goin' back to Disney."
GizM:
"Damn that Bosco. Never told me he had an STD."
GersonK:
Jim Henson's Torgo Babies
Mercutio_Jones:
And for that matter, I'm telling my mom that it's you that's been wacking off in her underwear drawer! So there!
RodRocket:
.o0O(Man... I gotta stop putting butter on my bacon...)
Mercutio_Jones:
Mickey Mantle, as a young lad, suffered from a bad case of schizophrenia
Soozcat:
Taking a cue from his evil side, Ross Perot goes on a rampage in the toaster factory.
TyranosaurisRex:
Let me cork you bat for you like I did for Barry Bonds.
GizM:
"Pete, you can bet against your own team. It's okay."