Forkboy:
"Ok, gents. I got some bad news. Our 'Nazi Cookies' idea isn't going as well as we'd planned. Sales are WAY down."
sanspants:
"I told her the proof was in my underwear and she slapped me. I don't understand."
Forkboy:
Years later, little Timmy would recall this moment in one of his therapy sessions.
sanspants:
"Be-cause life is nic-er when you pro-nounce ev-er-y-thing pho-net-i-cal-ly."
Forkboy:
"Mirror Mirror, on the wall. Who's the fairest one of all?" "Catherine Zeta Jones". "Are you sure?" "Yes."
flowbear:
m r ducks. c d e d b d wangs?
Forkboy:
Meanwhile, at the capitol, "No, Mr. President. It's 'See them itty bitty wings'."
forkgirl:
Meanwhile, back at the Capitol, Senator Lott prepared to say something stupid.
experiment_626:
"There is no distinct criminal class in america, except perhaps the congress." Mark Twain
Forkboy:
It's hip. It's happening. I have no clue what it is. But I like it!
forkgirl:
Sex toys of the future
Torgone:
So THAT'S how they make Frisbees!!