MSTzilla:
The new VW Wedgewagon.
Indomitus:
.oO(Dagnabbit stockings keep fallin'. Should'a used garters.)
MSTzilla:
"I say. Can you direct me to the Ministry of Funny Walks?"
DangerKitty:
Billy Bob's new CD cosists of him farting on a snare drum while singing...
TyranosaurisRex:
The first potato cannons were rather cumbersome.
TyranosaurisRex:
When you put it in the key hole don't be surprised if you hear someone yell "Fe, fi, fo, fum"
Indomitus:
...and never, ever masturbate while driving. Pull over first.
TyranosaurisRex:
New cars in these days didn't have that "new car smell". They smelled like wool and leather and other disgusting materials.
Indomitus:
"And the winner of this week's lottery is... Timmy! Come on up, Timmy, it's time to die!"
Indomitus:
Noticed how it has better aerodynamics than, say, a brick wall, yet not quite as good as, say, a wet schnauzer.
TyranosaurisRex:
After wind tunnel testing, Chevy engineers decide that even though the Bermuda Triangle is stable, it would be unmarketable as a luxury car.
Indomitus:
...and once we beat the wet schnauzer into this shape, it did even better!