Crow T. Robot:
Hundreds of spent uranium cores are stored here, wrapped in copies of BATTLEFIELD EARTH videos to insure that they will never be disturbed
Crow T. Robot:
Oh great idea building the plane inside, now how are we gonna get it out?
LauraPowers:
Gremlin free for a hundred years! "But I thought planes were invented in the early 19th century-" "Shut your pie-hole."
weird-1.com:
how did a Zero get inside my fifth floor apartment?
weird-1.com:
ERTL model kits start with the real thing
Crow T. Robot:
Please enjoy this image from the bottom of a barrel, if you look closely, you're notice the sci-fi logo...
Indomitus:
And, lo, Jesus Christ raised the rocket launcher to His shoulder and spake unto the masses, "Eat this, suckers!"
porpoise:
Come over here, and I'll beat the crap out of the other half of you.
shanky:
"A plane landed on my crossword puzzle!"
Crow T. Robot:
The world's biggest fly-swatter! ---- OR ----- When pilot's fly too high, they run into God's screen door.
shanky:
"There's monster on the wing of the- Never mind! He fell off!"
Indomitus:
"Gunnar! It's Matthew! We're getting the band back together! Gunnar! Where are you?"