Lanzman:
"Wouldn't it have been easier to write the script on paper?" "We tried that, and the actors kept burning it. That's why we went with stone tablets."
porpoise:
Mullet wearers of the world, unite!
Indomitus:
Special sneak preview of the upcoming "Dude, Where's My Career?"
zombiewoof68:
That's strange... the camera is straight. Or maybe all of the trees are leaning.
Agent_Moldy:
"That's it, dude -- bring me my Dell..."
shanky:
"Grunt once for yes and twice for no."
Indomitus:
"Hallo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You kiled my father, prepare to..." "DUDE! It's just gold!"
zombiewoof68:
No, you'll get hair in the cheese... EEEEW!!!
Agent_Moldy:
*sniffff* "Ahhhh, I love the smell of #10 envelopes in the morning."
Klatuu:
Pretending to be a chicken playing the world's largest piano. Sad, really.
Lanzman:
"What's that?" "Iraq. Pay no heed."
shanky:
"Need to get rid of evidence? Try Mop N' Glo!"