Indomitus:
Rae Dawn Chong silently wishes for a bottle of Mane and Tail.
Agent_Moldy:
I know, Timmy. Balls are 'icky' now. But you'll feel differently when you're older. Trust me. You won't be able to get e-NOUGH balls chasing you then!
Indomitus:
"Is this movie chapping your naughty bits? Chap Stick can help."
UnReality:
Sorry, Mr. Travolta, the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply.
GersonK:
I'm not faling for that again, ya lousy land shark.
LauraPowers85:
No it's not! It's Michael Meyers!!!
The_Gray_Zombie:
My husband said that the proper pronunciation of Ski is Shi. I told him he was full of Skit.
porpoise:
Moments later, Eddie made Olympic history.
zombiewoof68:
After years of practice, Earl finally felt ready for "Sonny Bono Hill."
LauraPowers85:
"Like, this totally keeps my lips from tearing when I give head."
Lanzman:
"And the ref's call of unsportsmanlike conduct is dead on perfect for this flick, Howie."
Indomitus:
"Tie me up. Whip me. Burn me with cigarettes. Make me watch Battlefield Earth!"