Merry_Fistmas:
You show me yours and I'll show you my tazer.
Merry_Fistmas:
They thought Hooters was an aviary.
Santa_Moatas:
Kid Kops Katch another Krooked Kid
Merry_Fistmas:
Raspberry flavored gravy was a big hit.
Fisk:
Hiring non-union carnies since 1901.
MirandaRamsey:
August 1940--back before fun was invented.
Merry_Fistmas:
From the makers of Chia Pet: The Dune Arraken Spice Tabletop Graden.
Santa_Moatas:
"Funny" thought Mary just before being attacked. "I don't remember these flowers being here this morning."
Fisk:
Crude oil? Sorry, we only pump ill-tempered oil.
Tin_God:
"So, Dorothy... we meet at last." "Yes, Wizard. For the FINAL TIME..."
shankybells:
"Okay, end around to the witness stand on 2. Ready... BREAK!"
Merry_Fistmas:
"This year's winner of Most Intriguing Product of 1941: Mary Hoffstattler for her Engine Oil - Garvy recipe."