MirandaRamsey:
The instructional films of all instructionalistical films, I tells ya. It's the instructionalelliest!
Merry_Fistmas:
"Dear Santa, Please give me a set of razor broadheads and a gallon of chloroform for Christmas. Thank you, Billy."
SAJEMEAT:
"Goodnight Jimmy" "The clowns watch me"
Fisk:
This is it children, the actual site where Air Supply used to practice.
Santa_Moatas:
Bob always unfolded his napkin and placed it on his lap, with legs like this, who wouldn't cover them?
Merry_Fistmas:
"Wow, just what I always wanted - a tournequet!"
Merry_Fistmas:
"...and please let certain overly powerful figures in Washington choke on turkey bones this season. Amen."
Fisk:
I hope you like racoon---I mean sausage because I just 'ran' into a good deal.
Santa_Moatas:
Billy didn't like the job, but someone had to feed 'weird Uncle Hank' in the basement
MirandaRamsey:
Being metrosexual and all, Barry takes the family gravy into his boudoir and does a gravy mask.
Santa_Moatas:
'Telling what to do and how to do since 1947'
Merry_Fistmas:
Later that night, Billy's family wondered why there were grass clippings in the gravy.